Friday, 11 December 2015

USM Denied Masturbation Policy Notice

Sinar Harian's report in Malay "USM nafi keluarkan notis onani":
University of Science Malaysia (USM) has officially denied the masturbation policy notice widely circulated on social media below:

USM Universiti Sains Malaysia Science University

Universiti Sains Malaysia

MASTURBATION NOTICE

Masturbation in the showers and bathrooms stalls is a violation of the University of Science Malaysia Hostel Code.

Our drains are not built to withstand semen.

Every year, USM spends thousands in maintenance because of the excessive amount of semen stuck in the pipes. The repair cost is applied directly to your hostel agreement next year. This cost cannot be charged to the bursar, as the repair is done through independent contractors, not USM personnel.

It's your semen, it's your money.

PLEASE, masturbate in your bedroom.

Contact your Ketua Aras if you have questions regarding masturbation policy.